If you are human (i.e. not a spam bot), I am willing to give you my work email (sorry the test is for English speakers only). If you know some fact about me that you can only know by having met me in a personal context in the last 30 years, then you can have my personal email and a bit of update type stuff. To do this, you only need to get either qn's 1 and 2 right or 3 and 4 right.

Are you an English speaking human being?
If so, enter a 10 letter word that is not "vertical", but related to it, which describes the direction of a hyphen.
Do I know you?
1. What is the name of my cat?
2. What type of accomodation did I live in for 6 yrs in Oxford. A ****
OR
3. My parents come from ********
4. My school from 7-13 was M*******
OR
5. I went to University in ******
6. My secondary school was in **********